Author: candycentric- AKA Cc
Disclaimer: Dark Angel is not mine, I just like to pretend. Sadly not making any money off this.
Warnings: not a one
Notes: 26 drabbles for 26 letters of the alphabet. Most of these are one-shots and not necessarily related. However, when they are written with another previous drabble in mind, I will say so. Also, I adore reviews :)
Summary: Text message conversation: "Eww. And now ur hitting on yourself. - Max."
Hey u awake? - Alec
No. - Max
Oh. - Alec
So, who am I talking to? - Alec
Urself. - Max
I'm texting and replying to myself? - Alec
Apparently. - Max
Damn, I'm skilled.- Alec
Insert eye roll here. - Max
I'd rather insert something else there. :wink, wink: - Alec
Eww. And now ur hitting on yourself. - Max
Jealous? I know how much you enjoy looking for excuses to touch this sexy piece of man meat. - Alec
Man meat? R u for real? - Max
Can"t handle the hotness? Better step back from this hunk of burning desire. I might accidentally get my throbbing sword stuck in ur secret ocean of devotion. - Alec
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I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! STAY OUT OF MY LOCKER!!!! - Max
But I'm just getting to the good parts. Besides, you know Max, they say women who read these trashy romance novels are generally very sexually frustrated. Maybe that's something I can help you with? U know, being a good friend and all? :-) -Alec
As soon as I get there, u r going to die a slow, agonizing, painful death. You will wish you were never born. You will beg me to put you out of your misery. - Max
Sounds kinky. I anxiously await your return. With book in hand. - Alec
Grrrrrrrrrr. - Max
Meow! - Alec
OMG, You did not just go there. - Max