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DA Fic - O is for OMG

Title: O is for OMG
Author: candycentric- AKA Cc
Pairing/Characters: Alec/Max
Rating: PG
Type: Drabble
Prompt: O
Disclaimer: Dark Angel is not mine, I just like to pretend. Sadly not making any money off this.
Warnings: not a one
Notes: 26 drabbles for 26 letters of the alphabet. Most of these are one-shots and not necessarily related. However, when they are written with another previous drabble in mind, I will say so. Also, I adore reviews :)

Summary: Text message conversation: "Eww. And now ur hitting on yourself. - Max."




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Hey u awake? - Alec

No. - Max

Oh. - Alec

So, who am I talking to? - Alec

Urself. - Max

I'm texting and replying to myself? - Alec

Apparently. - Max

Damn, I'm skilled.- Alec

Insert eye roll here. - Max

I'd rather insert something else there. :wink, wink: - Alec

Eww.  And now ur hitting on yourself. - Max

Jealous?  I know how much you enjoy looking for excuses to touch this sexy piece of man meat. - Alec

Man meat?  R u for real?  - Max

Can"t handle the hotness?  Better step back from this hunk of burning desire.  I might accidentally get my throbbing sword stuck in ur secret ocean of devotion.  - Alec

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. . .

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!  STAY OUT OF MY LOCKER!!!! - Max

But I'm just getting to the good parts.  Besides, you know Max, they say women who read these trashy romance novels are generally very sexually frustrated.  Maybe that's something I can help you with?  U know, being a good friend and all?  :-)  -Alec

As soon as I get there, u r going to die a slow, agonizing, painful death.  You will wish you were never born.  You will beg me to put you out of your misery. - Max

Sounds kinky.  I anxiously await your return.  With book in hand. - Alec

Grrrrrrrrrr. - Max

Meow! - Alec

OMG,  You did not just go there. - Max


Fin.

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Comments

( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
ladyarcherfan3
Dec. 23rd, 2013 02:11 am (UTC)
*gigglesnort* That was hilarious. :)
susanmarier
Dec. 23rd, 2013 03:50 am (UTC)
Lol, great job
randomstasis
Dec. 24th, 2013 04:48 pm (UTC)
*snerk*
Oh, Alec! good thing cats have nine lives!
(Anonymous)
Jan. 5th, 2014 01:30 pm (UTC)
V nice !
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