Disclaimer: Dark Angel is not mine, I just like to pretend. Sadly not making any money off this.
Warnings: uh, sexual undertones & innuendo??
Notes: 26 drabbles for 26 letters of the alphabet. Most of these are one-shots and not necessarily related. However, when they are written with another previous drabble in mind, I will say so. Also, I adore reviews :)
Summary: "Max & Alec are roomates. He's always trying to get her to touch it. She always says no, until one day. . ."
"Alec, I'm telling you right now. If you know what's good for you, you'll put that thing away and never get it out in my presence again."
"Awe, it's alright."
"The hell it is! I mean it, get back."
"Don't you want a closer look."
"What?! No! I'm not getting any closer to it. I can see more than I want to over here. Now put it away."
"Are you sure you don't want to see it? I think it wants to see you. . ."
". . . It does?"
"Of course it does! He likes girls. But little Wilbur here really seems to like you."
". . . You named it Little Wilbur? Are you serious?"
"What's wrong with Little Wilbur? I think it's a fine name for a fine specimen."
"If you say so." sigh. "Fine bring it over here and I'll take a look at it if it's such a big deal to you."
"You wont regret this Maxie, I swear. Alright, come on little Wilbur, lets go say hi to the pretty lady. . ."
"What? What's wrong?"
"Oh yeah, he's a bit bigger than your average. You've never seen one this big before?"
"Well, it's been a while since I've seen one this up close and personal."
"Yeah. Hey, why did it all curl up on itself like that? Is something wrong with it?"
"Nah, you just scared it a bit when you screamed so loud. If you touch a bit it will go straight again."
"Touch it? I don't think so. . ."
"Where there's tough girl hiding? It's not a snake. It ain't gonna bite you."
"Just use your finger and stroke it along the ridge there. Here, like this. Now you try."
"Eww! It's slimy!"
"It is not! It's just a little wet is all."
"Is this okay?"
"That's great. Not so hard now, there you go, that's better. Yeah. That's perfect. See? He likes it when you pet him."
"Huh. You know, it's not as bad as I thought it would be. The little guy is so ugly it's almost kind of cute."
"Cute? That's insulting! He's not cute, he's awesome or amazing or, or, or manly!"
"Right. Anyway. We need to get going. Put him back wherever you keep him and grab your stuff. We're going to be late for class."
"Fine. Come on Little Wilbur, time to go. And I don't care what the mean lady says, you're not ugly in the least."
"Ugh. How did I get stuck with the only Transgenic who keeps a pet leech?"
"Guess that's a miracle we'll never know. . ."Fin.
*****A/N - L is for. . . Leech! Yep, totally went there ;)