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Cleopatra
01 January 2011 @ 02:40 pm

Dieting.  Serious dieting.  I have a cruise less than 2 months away and OMG I'm running out of time to lose 50 pounds.

Come on anorexia!

lol

Anyway, other than that, I'm thinking-

OMG it's a cookie!!!

*runs to cookie*
 
 
Current Mood: fat
 
 
Cleopatra
31 December 2010 @ 08:50 pm

I have been asked so many times about why I don't celebrate Christmas that I find myself coming up with new and unique responses.  A Muslim woman asked me the other day how I planned on celebrating Christmas, to which I replied 'I don't actually celebrate Christmas'.  As normal she seemed surprised and asked me if I was a Christian and I answered with, 'of course'.  She smiled confusedly and I explained, that 'the reason I don't celebrate Christmas is because I AM a Christian'.

Obviously she was stumped, as I'm sure my readers are now.  Well, stay with me to hear some reasoning.

A few minutes ago I googled 'the history of Christmas' and recieved over 130,000,000 results.  Many saying something similar to what I found at
The Holiday Spot

"Christmas is for joy, for giving and sharing, for laughter, for coming together with family and friends, for tinsel and brightly decorated packages... But mostly, Christmas is for love. It was this love for which Jesus came to this world and sacrificed his life.

Thus Christmas is a celebration of love and mirth symbolized by the Nativity, the Santa, the caribou, the poinsettia and the evergreens. All that bring home the spirit of love and life. And this is the spirit that makes Christmas so popular throughout the world.

While interesting, that in no way tells a person how Christmas started.  So, I changed my search to the 'origins of Christmas'.

Bingo.

The very first site that popped up was
Simple To Remember .  Under 'The Real story of Christmas', you find extremely interesting information in the very first paragraph: 
 

When was Jesus born?

A.     Popular myth puts his birth on December 25th in the year 1 C.E.
B.     The New Testament gives no date or year for Jesus’ birth.

*gasp!* *shock* Right?  Well, maybe not for some of you.  If anyone out there has read the entire Bible, they could have come to the exact same conclusion.  Nowhere in the Bible does it mention the day Christ was born.  It does however mention other events that were occuring during Jesus birth that points to a second extremely unkown fact.  Not only was Jesus NOT born on December 25, if you read the Bible you will find he wasn't even born in the Winter time.

Well okay, so some people may say that why Christmas is important is it celebrates Jesus in general.  Very valid reasoning.  But again, I must counter with WHY December 25th was picked ni the first place.  The answer might surprise you.

I quote you the 
Encyclopædia Britannica:

The precise origin of assigning December 25 as the birth date of Jesus is unclear. The New Testament provides no clues in this regard. . . One widespread explanation of the origin of this date is that December 25 was the Christianizing of the dies solis invicti nati (“day of the birth of the unconquered sun”), a popular holiday in the Roman Empire that celebrated the winter solstice as a symbol of the resurgence of the sun, the casting away of winter and the heralding of the rebirth of spring and summer. Indeed, after December 25 had become widely accepted as the date of Jesus’ birth, Christian writers frequently made the connection between the rebirth of the sun and the birth of the Son. One of the difficulties with this view is that it suggests a nonchalant willingness on the part of the Christian church to appropriate a pagan festival when the early church was so intent on distinguishing itself categorically from pagan beliefs and practices. birth by a priori reasoning that identified the spring equinox as the date of the creation of the world and the fourth day of creation, when the light was created, as the day of Jesus’ conception (i.e., March 25). December 25, nine months later, then became the date of Jesus’ birth. For a long time the celebration of Jesus’ birth was observed in conjunction with his baptism, celebrated January 6.

So, all we know is that Christ wasn't born in Deecember, and that very same day people choose to celebrate it was originally a celebration of pagan gods.
 
 
Cleopatra

Jesus Christ May Not Have Died on Cross

No Evidence in Ancient Sources Backs Up Defining Symbol of Christianity, Scholar Says

By RUSSELL GOLDMAN
July 2, 2010
For 2,000 years the crucifix has been a potent symbol of both Jesus Christ's death and Christianity. Now one Swedish theologian says that despite the crucifix's proliferation in art and literature, there is scant evidence in the Bible or other ancient sources to indicate that Christ was killed on a cross.
People carry a crucifix while taking part in the Christ the Savior procession on the beach of... http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/jesus-christ-died-cross-scholar/story?id=11066130&page=1
 

Gunnar Samuelsson
, an evangelical preacher and theologian, says he spent three years combing thousands of ancient texts to research his recently completed 400-page doctoral thesis "Crucifixion in Antiquity."
What he discovered, he said, "came as a shock." While there were numerous references to "suspension devices" used for executions at the time of Christ's death, he could find no explicit references to the classic T-shaped cross.
"There is no distinct punishment called 'crucifixion,' no distinct punishment device called a 'crucifix' anywhere mentioned in any of the ancient texts including the Gospels," he told ABCNews.com.
Samuelsson devoutly believes the story of Jesus' death and resurrection, but says for generations people have misinterpreted and mistranslated the Greek word "stauros" to mean crucifix, when really the term just means a suspension device, which might have been anything such as a "pole or a tree trunk." The earliest versions of the New Testament were written in Greek.
"If you chose to just read the text and ignore the art and theology, there is quite a small amount of information about the crucifixion. Jesus, the Bible says, carried something called a stauros out to Calvary . Everyone thought it meant cross, but it does not only mean cross. We cannot say every instance of this noun, stauros refers to a cross," Samuelsson said.
Suspension devices, basically tall polls or pikes, were routinely used in the ancient world, by the Romans and their contemporaries, both as execution devices and for displaying the bodies of executed criminals and enemies as a public warning.
Part of what tipped Samuelson off to the apparent mistranslation, were routine references to things like fruits and dead animals being "crucified" in ancient texts, when translating the word as "suspended" makes more sense.
Samuelsson, a 44-year-old pastor who is completing his research at the University of Gothenburg , says, "I am not saying no 'crucifixions' took place in the ancient world. But we cannot find evidence of them in the ancient texts," he added.
Given that the Romans were careful record keepers who wrote detailed and gruesome histories about their military conquests and lengthy legal treatises, it is strange that they would not have written plainly about their execution methods, he explained.
Samuelson says the idea of suspension devices would have been understood in the ancient world and by the contemporaries of Jesus.
"If you were walking around Galilee and heard Jesus say he will be suspended in days, people would have an understanding of the kind of torture involved."
While the Gospels mention Jesus' suspension, none specify a cross, according to Samuelson. Furthermore, the passion is described differently in different Gospels and has been depicted in various ways throughout history.
"In the movie the 'Passion of Christ,' Jesus carries the whole cross on his back. In some scholarly works, he just carries the cross beam. Nails are not mentioned before the passion and only mentioned in one book after he is executed," he said.
 
Samuelson said he never expected the international reaction his thesis has already received. He originally printed just 200 copies that he thought would be read by family and friends. He said he hoped scholars would be intrigued by his work, but has been surprised by the worldwide attention.

 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
Cleopatra
10 March 2010 @ 09:06 am
you are mediumpurple
#9370D8

Your dominant hues are blue and magenta. You're the one who goes to all the parties but doesn't quite fit in at every one... you know what you want, but are afraid of what the world might think of it. You're a little different and that's okay with them, and if you're smart it's okay with you too.

Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.

Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.
the spacefem.com html color quiz
 
 
Cleopatra
01 March 2010 @ 12:40 pm
Just weeks after Russia's Supreme Court outlawed their literature as extremist, Jehovah's Witnesses are encountering at least ten times the level of state harassment across the country as before the ban, their press secretary has estimated to Forum 18 News Service. Local congregations are admittedly now more likely to report incidents such as brief police detentions, added Grigory Martynov on 22 February, but the Jehovah's Witnesses have become so alarmed by the growing similarity of their predicament with that during the Soviet period that their entire 160,000-strong Russian membership will today (26 February) begin distributing 12 million copies of "Is History Repeating Itself?", a leaflet refuting the religious extremism allegations against them.

Viewed by Forum 18, the leaflet points out that over 9,000 Jehovah's Witnesses were exiled to Siberia for their faith between 1949 and 1951, and that individual Jehovah's Witnesses such as Konstantin Skripchuk and five members of the Klimko family spent decades in prisons and labour camps before rehabilitation as "innocent victims of repression" in 1990. It fears that current branding of Jehovah's Witnesses as extremists "could trigger new persecution" and offers detailed objections to charges that Jehovah's Witnesses incite religious hatred, destroy families and refuse medical treatment. The leaflet will be distributed in town centres, shopping areas and at train stations across Russia from 26-28 February.
 
 
Cleopatra
28 February 2010 @ 03:05 pm
Well, first of all. Hi there! I'm so sorry I've been away for so long. My excuses are as follows:

1) I was busy getting hitched.

2) I've been working like a slave trying to pay the bills and finally

3) (and this is a big one here) I haven't had internet since I left my parents house almost a year ago.

So, yeah, there you go.

I still don't have internet but hope to get back up and running online here in a couple months. I REALLY miss my online time. REALLY.

I changed jobs - I now work at Wal-Mart. (*cough*LOSER*cough*) But hopefully will be moving ove to Sam's as a cashier here in the next few weeks. I also put in an ap to work at a retirement community making DOUBLE what I get paid now - it would also mean no more weekends and no more second shift hours. *crosses fingers*

So. . . anyone still out there?

Ceace
 
 
Current Mood: lazylazy
 
 
Cleopatra
18 December 2009 @ 04:07 pm
Shhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You brat! Bribing me to spend less time working and more time playing! :D

I love you. I LUV U. You.

I can't remember which e-mail you use now tho? :( What is your current messenger? I forgeted :( And I can't thank you in person if I can't message you!!




And to everyone else... Yes, ir is me. Yes, I am still alive. And married.

*SQUEEEEE!!!!!!!*
 
 
Cleopatra
16 June 2009 @ 08:29 am
 
 
Cleopatra
11 May 2009 @ 11:41 am
Is it silly that I REALLY want to see this?!?!

 
 
Cleopatra
27 April 2009 @ 11:25 pm
So, I've decided to heck with grocery money, I'm gonna splurge and put down the $250.00 deposit for a kitty, plus the extra $10.00 a month added to my rent bill.

I don't care. I want something to cuddle with in my new apartment, and my turtle I'll be bringing just ain't very cuddly! I'm gonna get a cat, darn it!

That, however, leaves the question of what cat and from where. My apartment allows cats if they are A) over a year old & B) Kitty box trained. I am putting my foot down that it has to be female as well, because I don't want a male spraying up my apartment. The other requirement is cheap, or better yet, free! My local Humane Society gives away adult cats for free, because they are so hard to get rid of. So, not only would I be getting a free cat, but possibly saving it's life as well, which will make it that much more special.


Here under the cut are a few of the ones with online profiles. Thoughts? )
 
 
Cleopatra
18 April 2009 @ 11:20 pm
Dudes, this is torture. Do you all know how difficult it is to make myself not go look at my gift registry to see what I've got so far?! And it's online! Only a few clicks away!

*sigh*
 
 
Cleopatra
1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.
2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.
3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.
4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.
5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.
6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.
7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.
8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.
9. My father didn't wake me up.
10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.
11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.
12. I had to go to bingo.


How about you guys? Any crazy true or made up stories you have ever told your boss as an excuse for being late?
 
 
Cleopatra
03 April 2009 @ 10:39 pm
When talking to a cousin of mine the other day about wanting to furnish my new apartment as decently - yet cheaply - as possible, she mentioned an auction house she used to go to on Friday nights. I decided to give it a try, and I'm so glad I did!

I went for the viewing earlier in the day not really having any idea what to expect to find. They had a wide variety of things, in all kind of conditions. Lots of furniture, trucks, boxes of books, tools, knick knanks, as well as tons of electronics and household items. I ended up taking home a 20 gallon aquarium, fish filter, tank heater, gravel, a couple other extras and the metal stand for $17.50. All were in very good condition. Not a bad buy if you compare what it would cost you new. Were talking close to $75.00 for all of it.

But, my big purchase of the night was...

A dining room table and chairs! For only $45.00! Hooray! It's a light colored solid wood table that needs to be scrubbed down and have a coat of polish put on it, but in otherwise good condition. The armless chairs themseleves are mmade of the same wood, with ugly stained up material on the top seat - which I can easily reupholster myself for around 20 bucks. Add the can of polish and you have brand new looking 5 peice dinette set for $70.00. Not bad!

I was amazed at the prices some of the things were going at. TVs for $10.00. Brand new sofas for $150.00. King size bedroom sets with end tables and dressers for $75.00. Wood writing desks for $1.00!

I will definitely be going next week to see what other steals I can get my grubby little hands on. I'm still on the look out for a microwave, a microwave stand, a tv stand, a vacuum and a love seat. That last one will be pretty pricey, I may have to break down and buy a really old ugly one and just throw a slip cover over it. But you never know, I may find something yet! :D
 
 
Current Mood: excitedexcited
 
 
Cleopatra
30 March 2009 @ 11:26 pm
1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing?
No way, I'm a Ranch girl.

2. Favorite late night snack?
Milk and cereal, it's comforting and helps me sleep.

3. Do you own a gun?
Yep! But no bullets.

4. What's your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop?
Hot chocolate. Coffee is disgusting! :P

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Of course.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
If they're from Quik Trip, I love them!

7. Favorite Christmas song?
ugh.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Hot Chocolate! Weee!

9. Can you do push-ups?
*laughs*

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Oh man. I wear tons of jewelry... Probably my diamond tennis bracelet. Or my italian charm bracelet. Got some awesome earrings tho too...

11. Favorite hobby?
Fanfic. Reading and plotting.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
Nope.

13. What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
Laziness.

14. The last disease you contracted?
Taco Grande. lol

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
My feet hurt. I miss you. Should I buy a cheap secondhand microwave?

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, Kool-Aid & chocolate milk.

17. Current worry right now?
heh.

18. Current hate right now?
My never-ending stupidity.

19. Favorite place to be?
On a deserted beach at night.

20. How did you ring in the New Year?
Don't remember.

21. Like to travel?
Adore it!

22. Name three people who will complete this:
Probably no one. This quiz went around a while ago.

23. Do you own slippers?
I do, but haven't seen them for a good while.

24. What color shirt are you wearing?
My blue Mangy Moose shirt.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Yes, but i get irritated with them constantly slipping off me.

26. Can you whistle?
No. :(

27. Favorite singer/band?
White Stripes baby! But lately i've been in more of a Jack Johnson mood.

28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor?
I doubt I would last 39 minutes!

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I uusally make up my own.

30. Favorite girl's names?
Lily, Samantha

31. Favorite boy's name?
Always wanted to have a son named Jasper.

32. What's in your pocket right now?
These pajama bottoms don't have pockets.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
A sweet face peeking at me through a window.

34. Like your job?
Occasionally.

What happened to question #35?

36. Do you love where you live?
No, no and no.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Oh God. More than any human should have a legal right to own. *counts* 7. For 3 people. yeah...

38. Who is your loudest friend?
Erin! (I love you erin! ^_^ )

39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed?
I speed a little on the highway.

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
Don't even get me started.

41. What is your favorite book?
Counte of Monte Cristo! Or maybe the Good Earth. But I really, really loved Ain't She Sweet. heck, I don't know anymore!

42. What is your favorite candy?
Sixlets!

43. Favorite Sports Team?
Sports? What's that?

44. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Sleeping.

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today?
The same thing I dream about when I'm asleep. And when I'm in the car. And when I'm at work. And when...
 
 
Cleopatra
30 March 2009 @ 11:06 pm
I stand a little bit taller
I walk a little bit lighter
I smile a little bit sweeter
Because My Love is near

I rise a little bit easier
I listen a little bit better
I talk a little bit softer
Because My Love is dear

I laugh a little bit longer
I feel a little bit stronger
I watch and wait and wander
Because in my heart you're here
 
 
Current Mood: frustratedfrustrated
 
 
Cleopatra
29 March 2009 @ 09:12 am
Ever since I was a baby girl I had a dream
Cinderella theme
Crazy as it seems
Always knew that deep inside that there would come that day
But I would have to wait
Make so many mistakes
I couldn't comprehend
As I watched it unfold
This classic story told I left it in the cold
Walking through an open door that led me back to you
Each one unlocking more of the truth

I finally stopped tripping on my youth
I finally got lost inside of you
I finally know that I needed to grow
And finally my mate has met my soul

Finally
Now my destiny can begin
Though we will have our differences
Something strange and new is happening
Finally
Now my life doesn't seem so bad
It's the best that I've ever had
Give my love to him finally

I remember the beginning you already knew
I acted like a fool
Just trying to be cool
Fronting like it didn't matter
I just ran away
And on another phase
Was lost in my own space
Found what its like to hurt selfishly
Scared to give of me
Afraid to just believe
I was in a jealous, insecure, pathetic place
Stumbled through the mess that I have made

Finally got out of my own way
I've Finally started living for today
I finally know that I needed to grow
And finally my mate has met my soul

Finally
Now my destiny can begin
Though we will have a our differences
Something strange and new is happening
Finally
Now my life doesn't seem so bad
It's the best that I've ever had
Gave my love to him Finally

Finally, Finally

Finally
Now my destiny can begin
Though we will have our differences
Something beautiful is happening, happening
Finally
Now my life doesn't seem so bad
It's the best that I've ever had
Give my love to him finally
 
 
Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: Finally by Fergie
 
 
Cleopatra
28 March 2009 @ 05:03 pm
Hello out there people! How is everyone? It's been a bit hectic in CC land lately, but I'm using my lovely snow day here to actually get a few things accomplished. Here's a quick rundown of what I've been up to lately...

-Still at Wal-Mart. bleh. But I'm only part time now. I had planned on quitting it totally and starting another job working for the census (which was gonna be temporary anyway) but the census job fell through - got delayed - so... yeah. It's not so horrible lately, just more annoying. And now that I've started counting my hours by how many bags of skittles I can buy instead of OMG I'll never afford ANYTHING with this job, things have been looking up :)

-In other job news, I'm also doing some work for my uncle. He owns a bunch of rental properties, and I'm helping him clean, paint and generallly fix up one that he's wanting to sell. More pay and flexible hours. Weee! The drawback is that once I'm done, no more job. :( But, if all goes smooth on this one I might get to do some more work the next time he has a tenant that moves out.

-So, I'll be looking for another job in a week or two. Either a part-time to help supplement Wal-Mart or a full time to replace Wal-Mart. Whichever sounds decent and comes up first really.

-Bought a $25 purple pole lamp for $11 today. Hooray for clearance!

-Books. Omg, they are everywhere. They are taking over my house! I've got two bookshelves that will never, ever leave me. I hope. I've got three boxes that are on my To Read list. And I have a house full that are to be sold! Boxes & boxes & boxes. Oy. I'm gonna put a lot up on PaperBackSwap.com. But I've gotta find a good CHEAP way (ie. not Ebay) to sell the others online. There are a couple sites I've noticed that look promising. But, I'm kind of busy right now, because...

-I'm moving. HALLELUJAH. Finally. I'm moving out of my parent's basement and into an apartment. Am I ready for this? YES! Am i excited? Hell yes! Can I afford it? Not even a little bit. Am I gonna do it anyway? Of course! I'm hitting garage and estate sales all over town and am heading to an auction this Friday. Not gonna go crazy or anything, but i'm out looking for really great deals on grossly underpriced good quality stuff. In particular, want a love seat - or one of them huge over stuffed chairs - a microwave, a dining room table and chairs, another bookshelf and one or two small furniture peices, like an end table maybe for the living room.

-Squeeee! *is super excited*

-And since I'll be by myself and my parents have become too attached to my puppies at home, I'm gonna get a pet. I'll bring my turtle of course, but he's not much company. And since dogs cost so much and take so much time and work (& I don't think apartment life and dogs generaly mesh well together) I'm planning on finding a kitty. I'm constantly seeing cats that people are trying to get rid of for free. I figure I'll keep my eye out for a spayed, box trained putty tat to come keep me company in my new home.

Well, that's about it for me. How's everyone out there doing?



Oh, by the way! Posted some Grease icons today at [info]creativity_bycc if anyone wants to take a peek.
 
 
Cleopatra
05 March 2009 @ 09:56 am
Kinda bummed lately, ran out of my favorite perfume and haven't been able to afford a new bottle for quite a while...
 
 
Current Mood: draineddrained
 
 
Cleopatra
14 November 2008 @ 11:44 pm
So... You can skydive? Yeah, well my cat can boxdive!

(except, er, it's not actually my cat...)


 
 
Cleopatra
11 November 2008 @ 10:49 am

All I want is your understanding
As in the small act of affection
"Why is this my life?"
Is almost everybody's question


And I've tried
Everything but suicide
But it's crossed my mind


I prefer peace
Wouldn't have to have one wolrdly possession
But essentially I'm an animal
So just what do I do with all the aggression?


Well I've tried
Everything but suicide
But it's crossed my mind


Life is a one-way street, and if you could paint it
I'd draw myself going in the right direction
So I go all the way - like I really really know -
But the truth is I'm only guessin'


And I've tried
Everything but suicide
Oooh but it's crossed my mind
Just a thought


It's even dark in the daytime
It's not just good - it's Great Depression
When I was lost I even found myself
Looking in the gun's direction



End.
 
 
Current Music: Just a thought - Gnarls barkley
 
 
Cleopatra
09 October 2008 @ 08:54 am
I totally stole this from [info]littlepunkryo 


Bold the ones that are true.
Italicize the ones that are sort of true.
Please elaborate on them too ;)

General
- I am 5'4"
- I think I'm ugly.
- I have many scars
- I tan easily.
- I wish my hair was a different color.  - I more wish my hair was all the same color, but I'm just too broke and lazy to get my roots done.  lol.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have a tattoo.
- I am self-conscious about my appearance.
- I have/had braces.   that was not an enjoyable experience.
- I wear glasses.
- I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
- I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.   Obviously they needed glasses.  Heh.
- I have had more than two piercings.
- I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
- I have freckles. Mainly on my arms  -  Only on my arms, in fact

Family/Home Life
- I've sworn at my parents.    Many, many moons ago when I was still a tint stupidling.
- I've run away from home.
- I've been kicked out of the house.
- My biological parents are together.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want to have kids someday.
- I have children.
- I've lost a child. .

Embarrassment
- I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.   OMG.  I can't believe I admitted to it either.  hehe!
- Disney movies still make me cry.   Lion King will still be one of the saddest movies I'll ever see til the end.
- I've snorted while laughing.
- I've laughed so hard I've cried.   Many a time.
- I've glued my hand to something.
- I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
- I've had my trousers rip in public.
- I've had stitches.
- I've broken a bone.
- I've had my tonsils removed.
- I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
- I've had my wisdom teeth removed.   And then dearly wished for them back almost the second they were gone.
- I've had serious surgery.
- I've had chicken pox   327 of them little buggers!

Travelling
- I've driven over 200 miles (320km) in one day.   My family is what you might call 'big vacationers'.  We're rather fond of not being in Kansas.  lol
- I've been on a plane.
- I've been to North America
.  - Born and raised!
- I've been to Niagara Falls.
- I've been to Japan.
- I've been to Europe.
- I've been to Africa.

Experiences
- I've been lost in my city.  -  I'd rather not talk about it...  lol.
- I've seen a shooting star.
- I've wished on a shooting star.
- I've seen a meteor shower.
- I've gone out in public in my pajamas.  -  But only to a drive-thru bank teller and my own mailbox! 
- I've pushed all the buttons in an elevator.   -  Aww.  Good times.
- I've been to a casino.
- I've been skydiving.
- I've gone skinny dipping.  -  Only in my own pool in the back yard when no one was home!! 
- I've played spin the bottle.
- I've crashed a car.
- I've been skiing.   Or should I call it Falling, with style!
- I've been in a play.
- I've met someone in person from the internet.
- I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
- I've seen the northern lights.
- I've sat on a roof top at night.
- I've played chicken.
- I've seen the RHPS.
- I've eaten sushi.   -  Eww, Ewww & more EEWWWWW for emphasis.
- I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
- I'm single.
- I'm in a relationship.
- I'm available.
- I'm engaged.
- I'm married.
- I've gone on a blind date.
- I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
- I have a fear of abandonment.
- I've been divorced.
- I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
- I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
- I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
- I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
- I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
- I've kissed a member of the same gender.
- I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
- I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
- I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
- I am a cuddler.
- I've been kissed in the rain.
- I've had sex outdoors.
- I've hugged a stranger.
- I have kissed a stranger.
- I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
- I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
- I have lied to my parents about where I am.  -  Such a naughty child!!
- I am keeping a secret from the world.
- I've cheated while playing a video game.
- I've cheated on a test.
- I've driven through a red light.
- I've been suspended from school.
- I've witnessed a crime.
- I've been in a fist fight.  -  Does preschool or 5th grade count?  lol.
- I've been arrested.
- I've shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol
- I've consumed alcohol.  -  Yay for fruity drinks and mudslides!! 
- I have/do smoke(d) cigarettes.
- I have/do smoke(d) pot.
- I regularly drink.
- I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
- I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
- I've done hard drugs.
- I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
- I can't swallow pills.
- I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem. Apparently a skill I picked up from my grandfather.  The most pills I ever swallowed all at one time was 7.  Nifty skill, ay?

Random
- I can sing well.
- I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others too easily.
- I watch the news.
- I don't kill bugs.  - Bugs are people too!
- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
- I fucking swear regularly.
- I sing in the shower. All the time, every time!!
- I am a morning person.
- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.

- I'm a snob about grammar.
- I am a sports fanatic.
- I play with my hair.
- I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
- I love being neat.  -  Too bad I'm so messy.
- I love spam.   Spam is the bomb!
- I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
- I bake well.
- My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. .
- I don't know how to shoot a gun.
- I am in love with love.
- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
- I laugh at my own jokes.  -  Well, I'm funny!  What would you expect?!
- I eat fast food weekly.
- I believe in ghosts.
- I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
- I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
- I am really ticklish.
- I love white chocolate.
- I bite my nails.
- I play video games.
- I'm good at remembering faces.
- I'm good at remembering names.
- I'm good at remembering dates.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- My answers are totally honest
 
 
Cleopatra
08 October 2008 @ 12:34 pm
[40] 'T-Shirt' & Text Icons (Retro, Funny, Political, etc.)

WARNINGS: Some icons may be found offensive to certain humorless people
RULES: Credit is love. Comments are appreciated. Hotlinkers suck.


TEASERS:
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Find them HERE at [info]creativity_bycc.
 
 
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: Nelly
 
 
Cleopatra
04 September 2008 @ 09:03 pm
Click the ball to change the color. It's that easy! Right....

http://mazzanet.id.au/ball.php
 
 
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
 
 
Cleopatra
01 September 2008 @ 07:02 am
After a whole YEAR - the prologue for the DA RoundRobin project SLIDE has been posted at Nuns With Pens!

Find it HERE!
 
 
Cleopatra
25 August 2008 @ 09:25 pm
I'm bored...

Somebody throw me some drabble/ficlet challenges... Or crack!fic. Got any good crack!fic ideas?


BTW - I haven't forgot about my DA letter drabbles! Just got one more to pick out and write and then I'll post them! :)


Also - does anyone else tend to stare at my icon? I keep staring at it :)
 
 
Current Mood: boredbored
 
 
Cleopatra
25 August 2008 @ 09:22 pm
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghi t pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs, cmomnet to tihs psot!
 
 
Cleopatra
19 August 2008 @ 09:50 pm
If you can't stand seeing Alec as anything other than 'the man in charge', don't bother reading this. If you can't stand Max, than why the crap do you have me friended? lol. :P Seriously, if you don't like my beautiful Maxie, you might as well skip this.


So... I was listening to Shaggy earlier, and a thought popped into my head. I decided to see where it would lead me and listende to nothing but my Shaggy cd my entire 8 (or so) hours at work. I have yet again been bitten by the fic bug and can NOT get it out of my head. Noth that - god forbid - I would actually write anything - but I have a nice sized little chunk plotted out. I'm thinking, instead of a long fic, it would be a series of longish one-shots. Anywhere from 3,000 to 10,000 words a peice.

Something about M/A venturing together... Max is actually the one pushing for more than a bedmate thing for a change, but Alec not being ready for the commitment, not ready to ket go of his bachelorhood. She wonders off for a while, he whores himself out for a bit, but quickly comes to the conclusion he threw away a once in a lifetime chance with Max. Something bad happens to him, haven't decided what yet, and Max wonders back about that time, but his initial rejection has changed her.

Why Shaggy inspired this little story? I keep picturing them getting back together (sorta) but with a vastly different relationship then typically seen. Alec as the 'wouldn't have picked this but will do what I have to to be with you' sub. Max as the 'I loved you and you threw it in my face, so this is all you get of me' dom. And maybe having her soften as the fics go by. Maybe not, depends on how much of an Alec-hating mood I'm in. While they would most likely be a far cry from lighthearted fluff, I'm pondering on how much I could torture them both. How much guilt to make Alec feel. How much pain Max would go through. Would it ignite into something incredible, or detoriate until both are only a shell of there former selves? Both lost and unhappy?

But, where talking a serious D/S relationship here. With all the fixin's.

Can't you picture it? Alec is the supposed leader of the Tranny's and Max his right hand 'man'. Alec busy talking to the troops all the while trying to avoid the evil glint coming from Max's eyes that says 'you know you're gonna get it when we get home'?

*shivers*

Oh, the possibilities....


Too bad I don't write anything but drabbles. *sigh*





Also - I keep coming back to this completely AU thing that I have no clue where it came from or where it's going. Hundreds of years in the future, things are completely different than today. It's somewhat similar to ancient Rome. The pulse affected the whole world, technology is completely outlawed and virtually non-existent. Alec is the broody, mysterious general, in charge of the Gladiators, and completely human. In fact, his parents were killed (? by a Transgenic ?) when he was very young. The government thinks all Transgenics were wiped out, but... Max is alive, and the last Transgenic left in the world.

I just haven't figured out the storyline. Is she a fighter? A slave? Has she been alive since the pulse? Where did she come from? Is she still the 'chosen one'? How do they meet? What is the purpose of the story. Not sure yet... Any ideas?
 
 
Cleopatra
15 August 2008 @ 09:21 am
Nuns, I SWEAR to you this was so NOT my idea. Ugh. I'm gonna go take another shower, I still feel dirty.


Title: Our Time
Author: [info]candycentric
Rating: PG
Pairing: Max/Logan
Word Court: 158 (a really fat drabble)
Warnings: None
Summary: Logan finally find a cure for the virus.

Notes: Written from [info]mrsevilpigeon's prompts for the [info]jam_pony_fic Summer Mini-Ficathon. This is my first attempt at M/L. The prompt I choose was: Max and Logan find a cure for the virus. Fluff is great; smut is okay. (M/L) This is pure fluff.

Our Time )
 
 
Cleopatra
13 August 2008 @ 09:11 pm
If you haven't VOTED yet on which fics you would like to see written for the letter 'B', please do! Right now we have a four way tie for first place! Remember, there are of course no right or wrong answers, but what you pick determines what I write!! :)

Thanks!
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Cleopatra
09 August 2008 @ 09:29 am
Poll #1237803 Pick a Word, Any word!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 10

Please pick five (5) prompts that you would most like to see a fic written for:

View Answers
baby
0 (0.0%)
bare
0 (0.0%)
bathe
0 (0.0%)
beach
0 (0.0%)
beast
1 (10.0%)
bed
0 (0.0%)
belong
0 (0.0%)
bet
0 (0.0%)
betray
0 (0.0%)
big
0 (0.0%)
birth
0 (0.0%)
bitch
0 (0.0%)
bitter
0 (0.0%)
blind
0 (0.0%)
blonde
0 (0.0%)

Cont'd

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bloodguilt
0 (0.0%)
blow
0 (0.0%)
bodyguard
0 (0.0%)
boobies
1 (12.5%)
bored
2 (25.0%)
breakdown
0 (0.0%)
bruise
0 (0.0%)
burn
1 (12.5%)
bury
0 (0.0%)



Also - if you have any ideas for words to use for the letter 'C', leave them in a comment - they will be screened!
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Cleopatra
08 August 2008 @ 08:14 pm
Title: Question and Answer
Author: [info]candycentric - AKA Cc
Pairing: M/A
Rating: PG13 (swearing)
Type: Ficlet
Word Count: 990
Prompt: A: Answer (Writer's choice)

Summary: “There are no embarassing questions, only embarassing answers.”

Notes: Got the quote from a book. No clue where the story came from. Not beta'd, tell me if you find mistakes, please. :) And hey, I got my first letter done! Yay! :)

Question and Answer )
 
 
Cleopatra
06 August 2008 @ 08:55 pm
Title: Holding On
Author: [info]candycentric - AKA Cc
Pairing: M/A, but not really in a romantic way
Rating: PG
Type: Ficlet
Word Count: 240
Prompt: A: Affection (Voter's choice)

Summary: “The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”

Notes: I was going crazy trying to think of a fic for this prompt, but nothing came to me. So, I searched through a ton of quotes (and then the ideas wouldn't stop!) and finally decided on this one. No doubt this isn't what you were expecting, but it's what the muse gave.

Holding On )
 
 
Cleopatra
06 August 2008 @ 07:32 pm
Don't forget to VOTE for your favorite fic at RAISING HELL!!

Right now we have a 3 way tie, so be sure to stop by and vote before Saturday!

Thanks!
 
 
Cleopatra
01 August 2008 @ 10:34 pm
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Title: Not Quite Perfect
Author: [info]candycentric - AKA Cc
Pairing: M/A
Rating: PG13 - Cuz Alec is a boy and gets distracted easily
Type: Ficlet
Prompt: After the Happily Ever After

Summary: So, we've finally reached the end of the story. Our favorite characters are together at last and destined to live happily ever after. It's all sunshine and roses now, right? Ha!

Notes: Written for the Weekly Prompt Challenge at Raising Hell. Also, this is straight off the press and not beta'd or edited. If you notice anything, please let me know! :)


Not Quite Perfect )
 
 
Cleopatra
01 August 2008 @ 08:09 pm
Title: Acceptance
Author: [info]candycentric - AKA Cc
Pairing: M/A
Rating: PG
Type: Drabble
Prompt: A: Accept (Voter's choice)

Summary: In which Alec says goodbye.

Notes: My latest adventure in writing, in which the reader gets to play a part! (Well, somewhat) My goal was to go through the alphabet, but it's so hard to simply pick one word out of bunches. So, the deal is, I put up a poll of twenty or so words that the readers can vote on. The winning word(s) gets a fic written for it, and a word of my choice gets a fic written for it. Typically they'll be drabbles (100 words) or ficlets (500 words). This was the voter's choice, but there's a three way choice for second place. If you want to add your input and choose a second word for me to do, then TAKE THE POLL! Otherwise, I shall choose one and go on my merry way. Capice?

Note the second: Any ideas on what this little project shall be named?


Acceptance )
 
 
Cleopatra
30 July 2008 @ 07:07 pm
Pssst!

Haven't taken the poll? Take the poll, it will take all of 10 seconds!!

The Poll in question.
 
 
Cleopatra
30 July 2008 @ 06:30 pm
Poll #1230889 Pick a Word, Any word!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 16

Do me a favor? *bats eyes* Please pick five (5) prompts that you would most like to see a fic written for:

View Answers
Abandon
0 (0.0%)
Absence
1 (6.2%)
Abuse
0 (0.0%)
Accept
0 (0.0%)
Accuse
0 (0.0%)
Affair
0 (0.0%)
Affection
0 (0.0%)
Afraid
0 (0.0%)
Agony
0 (0.0%)
Agree
0 (0.0%)
Annoy
0 (0.0%)
Alone
1 (6.2%)
Answer
0 (0.0%)
Approval
0 (0.0%)
Argue
0 (0.0%)

Cont'd

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Ashamed
4 (50.0%)
Assure
2 (25.0%)
Aunt
1 (12.5%)

Got any ideas for prompts beginning with the letter 'B' you would like to see fics for?

 
 
Cleopatra
19 July 2008 @ 08:33 am
Both of these are REAL letters!! The first one was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania discussing some concerns. The second one is Ryan DeVries' response to the concerns. You MUST read both (the entire letter!) in order!! Trust me, it's worth it!! :D


State of Pennsylvania's letter to Mr. DeVries:

SUBJECT: DEQ
File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec 20; Lycoming County
Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:

Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond.

A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Pu blic Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2007.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action..

We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.

Sincerely,

David L. Price
District
Representative and Water Management Division.


Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries: )
 
 
Cleopatra
09 July 2008 @ 01:14 pm
It's official! I no longer work at the Zoo. Now, just to find another job...
 
 
Cleopatra
07 July 2008 @ 04:50 pm
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return(and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

DA, Smallville, Roswell or BTVS fandom please.
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Cleopatra
07 July 2008 @ 11:16 am
If anyone is interested, I've added tons to my list of helpful graphic tuts. There's a huge mixture, but the majority are translatable to most programs and almost all are Gimp friendly.

Find the updated list HERE.
 
 
Cleopatra
26 June 2008 @ 09:08 am
Book meme, taken from </a></a></b></a></div>[info]yoyo365


1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who've read 6 and force books upon them
5)  And I'm gonna put the ones I OWN in red!!!



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Cleopatra
25 June 2008 @ 11:21 pm
When I grow up and my pimp [info]kabbiebar is a billionaire, I plan on sitting at his computer all day and completely blowing his money on Ebay. Oh wait, people are already doing that...


The followin items someone has either bought, or has bid on.


1938 Hobbit 1st US Printing 1st Issue by Tolkien. How much? $2,689.00
Gasp factor: Not the worst I've seen. Tolkien is pretty popular after all the LOTR hoopla. I bet this would have gone for double that 4 years ago though.

Paul Evans wall console . How much? $1,495.00
Gasp factor: Big. $1500 for a wall shelf? HA!

KOBERGER 1478 FOLIO BIBLE ILLUMINATED Incunabula. How much? $19,400.00
Gasp factor: Fatal. I don't care what you say or how old and fancy it is. $20,000 for a bible? *faints*

Alcoholics Anonymous First Edition, First Printing 1939. How much? $11,600.00
Gasp factor: I'm completely speechless...

One of a kind guitar, signed by Bo Didley and Eddie Van Halen. How much? $100,00.00
Gasp factor? *is choking*



Oh! And, don't worry Kabbie - I've planned for our future. An above ground crypt for two! In beautifil Fresno, California! only $20,000! (you MUST look at the PS note on this listing. Very sincere, no?)
 
 
Cleopatra
20 June 2008 @ 09:30 am
WARNING!! This want to meant to offend anyone, but PLEASE do not read any further if you are easily offended!


IMPORTANT QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?



BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!


JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
side of the road.

Read more... )
 
 
Cleopatra
12 June 2008 @ 10:42 am
This one's snagged from  [info]eowyn_315. She picked 18 of her fics... I don't have quite that many, so I just did 15. :)

The following are some first lines from my fics. If you want to play, pick whichever one tickles your fancy, write a ficlet or a drabble with the same first line and leave it in my comments. (And if the muse strikes, I might even drabble back at you.) Feel free to take as many liberties as you wish.



As a side note in case you're wondering, the last 6 have been sitting unfinished in my fic notebbok for years.  But, that way you guys have a bigger collection to choose from.  Now, go do this meme in your own journal so I can drabble somebody!!  That's an order!!  :P
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Cleopatra
11 June 2008 @ 02:08 pm
Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.




DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

Do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.


We also recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

Good Luck,

Tech Support
 
 
Cleopatra
11 June 2008 @ 11:57 am
Taken from </a></a></b></a>
[info]merykey

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional. Person can be real or fictional.

* * * * *

1. The ability, to kill a yak, from 300 miles away - with MIND BULLETS!!!.
2. 'Whip It' by Devo.  Cause I will whip them, and whip them good!.
3. Snuffalufagus - the elephant from Sesame Street.  He will paralyze them will his mighty trumpeting call to arms and crush their noses with his toes's!  Woohaw!!




Why, yes - I am an odd duck.  thank you for noticing.</div>
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Cleopatra
04 June 2008 @ 08:17 pm
Listen to this excerpt from a story I just read:


Cut for some rather bad language! )
 
 
Cleopatra
30 April 2008 @ 09:32 am
OMG  
You have got to watch this!! Turn on the sound and be sure to check out the very ending!

A Rocking Cockatoo!
 
 
Cleopatra
30 April 2008 @ 09:19 am
Totally TRUE story...


All Linda Katz had to do was step outside of her house to make thousands on the Internet. Now the Midwestern entrepreneur is building a business selling a piece of the old west online: tumbleweeds.


By KEVIN SITES, TUE NOV 20 )